Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Worst Guitarist in The World


I am possibly the worst guitarist in the entire world, I have been learning guitar for about 18 years on and off but have failed to get past 3 chords, not included the marvelous movable power chord:). Why I can't learn I am not sure, I have large motivational problems, coupled with the belief that I should sound good straight away, so when I pick up my guitar and try and play a tune and the sound of HELL is released I lose all motivation and put my guitar back in the corner to gather even more dust........Maybe I should just pay someone to teach me:)

The above picture is my extremely underused guitar, I do feel sorry for it, I don't mean to neglect you so much Guitar, I will my a concerted effort to learn how to pay you so you can get the attention you deserve.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

あ!!開いた!!!
職場のぽんぴゅーターだと開いたデス!!
このギター、カッコいいじゃあありませんか。タダの迷彩かと思ったら、ガールズがいっぱい!

あ、申し忘れました。わたくしりおん、と申しまして、奥様の軽妙なブログの一ファンでございます。奥様のブログからこう、びゅーん、と飛んでまいりました。

サイアクのギタリストだということですが、私も以前金を払ってギターを習いながら、3コードしか弾けないヘボっぷりです。

おそるおそる聞いてみます。。
F、弾ける?
弾けたら即尊敬しますから!!

せっかくのジョン・レノン似の風貌を生かし、是非いつかこのギターで、奥様にバラードでも弾いてあげていただきたいものです。
他人に弾かせようなどといわずに。。

日本語で長々、訳の分からないコメントで失礼致しました~
また遊びに来ます♪(←メイワクかも・汗)

Ian said...

りおん thanks for youe comments:) I tried to translate your comments online but translators are not very good so in the end I had to ask sumo to tell me what you had said:)

I can play some shapes of the F chord but not to a very good standard.

Hmm I dont think I look anything like John Lennon, sumo said that sometimes I look like a fat Adam Sandler and at the moment she is calling me wolverine because I have facial hair like his:P I think that I am a slightly overweight not handsome but happy man, I know I am not handsome but I am happy in my own skin:)

you are always welcome to my blog, I hope that I can make the reading interesting for you